“Eww,” followed by “eww.”

I get it — when you gotta go, you gotta go. Sometimes, you need to shit at inconvenient times and in inconvenient places, and when that happens, you might find yourself doing some pretty gross and embarrassing things that you’d rather not tell your kids about.

However, this woman took things a little too far. After appearing to poop, she decides that the best thing to use as a wipe is a jacket. And so, she does, leaving the jacket out for some passerby to (it seems) run his finger against and taste.

Say it with me now: “Gross!”